Always lose OR never play?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

Ashleigh’s new, nightmare roommate.

Ringtones

Why hearing a woman’s ringtone in CVS lead to Tim’s ringtone theory.

Guests

Anthony Jeselnik… Comedian. What advice did Anthony have for Tim on handling his rude neighbor?

Cassie Rupp… Southern Nights / CMT. Will Cassie and Jersey Jeff ever be an item?

Nicole Chiu Out

Is a tax on fattening foods a good idea?

Have a wasp fly up your shirt as you’re riding a motorcycle on the freeway OR your hood fly open while driving on the freeway?

Justin Beiber Exclusive

Justin Beiber drinks beer but what else does he enjoy doing? Tim and Ashleigh have first hand knowledge.

Guests

Al Jean… The Simpsons / Executive Producer. How does Al take his Catholic upbringing to the hit shit?

Ian Astbury… The Cult. How is their new, 9th studio album inspired by narcissism?

Billy Blanks JR. and Sharon Elizabeth Blanks… Dance With Me. What were their expectations apply for Shark Tank?

Not In My America

Why does Sean not want Hulk Hogan’s sex tape in his America?

Introduction // Birthday Book Overload // Worst experience at a doctor?

I Need A GodDamnHell Solution: Are name abbreviations sensible? Team Oprah or Team Michelle Obama?

Truth Or Dare: Why would Challen not lie? Why is Henry a dog?

Have a panic attack while 75ft up in a tree OR while swimming 100 yards our in the ocean?

It’s a Bird. It’s a Plane. It’s a DRONE

Why are Tim and Ashleigh livid?

Guests

Justin Halpern… Shit My Dad Says / Author. What went wrong with Justin’s CBS sitcom?

Dr. Andrew… The Doctors / CBS. What do we need to watch out for this summer when purchasing sunscreen?

Ronnie Escalante… Fashion Star / NBC. How will Fashion Star make Ronnie’s fashion line bigger than John Varvatos?

Live with a sizable split in your lip (1/8 inch wide) OR with a mouth full of canker sores?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

We almost lost Ashleigh the other day but the gas station attendant saved her life… Fate or Destiny?

Guests

Cat Deeley… So You Think You Can Dance / FOX. What is Cat’s rule of thumb when traveling to Vegas?

Debbie Gibson… Celebrity Apprentice / NBC. How did her and Lisa Lampanelli get along?

Kimberly Caldwell… Best Ink / Oxygen. How did Kimberly go from American Idol to host in one day?

Be famous for being a genius OR really good looking?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

Why should parents back off during kids’ wedding?

Carnival Food

Ashleigh stumbled upon carnival food and fell in love.

Guests

Bon Blossman… Big Rich Texas / Style. What does Bon think about Pam’s ridiculous lawsuit?

Sebastian Maniscalo… Comedian. What happens to people at the airport?

Nicole Chiu Out

Since being turned down to officiate Nicole’s wedding, what does Tim ask to do next?

While sleeping, have a mouse run up your leg OR a wasp caught in your shirt?

Being Nice Is Overrated

How did Tim’s friendliness blow up in his face?

Ashleigh’s Poop

While on a “hike” to Starbucks, Ashleigh stepped in human feces.

Guests

Melissa Rauch… Big Bang Theory / CBS. How is Melissa preparing for her big day?

Kim & Krickitt Carpenter… The Vow. How did Kim fight for Krickitt’s love a second time?

Not In My America

Tim, Sean and Ashleigh get down to the bottom (no pun) of John Travolta’s scandal.

Introduction // Worst thing you did while in Elementary School?

I Need A GodDamnHell Solution: Is watching porn as a couple a good thing?

Truth Or Dare: When was the last time Kaya had sex?

Run a mile with a cracked shin bone OR do 100 sit-ups with a cracked tail bone?

The Power Of Twitter

How did Tim use the Twitter to help with Cinco De Mayo fun?

Guests

Leslie Birkland… Big Rich Texas / Style. Was Leslie onto her goddaughters in-house romance?

Shawn Ashmore… Mother’s Day / DVD. How did Shawn’s two-week Los Angeles trip turn into a career?

Always have a painful but relatively minor ingrown toenail OR repeatedly and painfully bite your own lip in the same place every day?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

Ashleigh stumbled upon Mommy Porn and, all of sudden, became into it. Why?

Guests

Christina Millian… The Voice / NBC. How did Christina “audition” and make it to start her singing career?

Allee Willis… Recording Artist. How did Allee get the opportunity to write the theme song for Friends?

Vito Lapiccola… Comics On Comics. Why does Vito link everything back to the Mafia?

Not In My America

What is Sean’s asking price to shoot a porno?

Introduction: What’s the best thing you’ve ever stole?

I Need A GodDamnHell Solution: Is it acceptable to take care of business while taking care of business?

Truth Or Dare: Who saw their Mom naked?

Make it into the Guinness Book of World Records for most shark attacks OR the most lightning strikes?

Guests

Brittany Snow… 96 Minutes. How did Brittany’s expertise help Ashleigh solve the beeping outside of her window?

Melissa Peterman… The Singing Bee / CMT. Tim auditions for The Singing Bee and Melissa has some choice words for him.

Mike Henry… The Cleveland Show / FOX. How did Tim wiggle his way into a Cleveland table read?

Brit Morgan… True Blood. What did the Would You Rather reveal about Brit’s back?

Nicole Chiu Out

Nicole is celebrating her birthday and doing good, with The Block in mind.

Go back in time one million years OR go into the future one million years?

Who Would You Rather Watch Having Sex

We recorded a special segment with Justin Willman, Carolyn Hennesy & Drew Droege.

Weird Mother’s Day Gifts

After browsing online, Tim found some STRANGE ideas…

Guests

Lil Mama… America’s Best Dance Crew / MTV. How did ABDC help Lil Mama put more focus on dancers for her own performances?

Reatha Grey… Off Their Rockers / NBC. How has Reatha stayed relevant for 30+ years?

Not In My America

Why does Sean not want a sex-crazed Megan Fox in America?

Run a marathon with sand in the seat of your shorts OR while wearing men’s dress shoes?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

After this week’s Melting Pot, why does Ashleigh feel like Tim threw her under the bus?

Pooping In Public

Why does Tim believe this intimate act needs to be shared alone?

Guests

Lisa Lampanelli… Comedian. Lisa plays: Which Celebrity Couple Would You Rather Watch Having Sex?

Sports Report

Is eavesdropping on an opponent’s team really that much of an advantage?

Introduction // Would You Rather // What would we find on your phone?

I Need A GodDamnHell Solution: Are matching tattoos a good idea?

Truth Or Dare: Who spreads nasty rumors?

Come home to find that someone has nailed all your windows shut OR removed all the labels off your canned goods?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

Who’s a better time out on the town: Obama or Hillary?

Guests

Sarah Colonna… Chelsea Lately / E!. When will Sarah & Mike Napoli be tying the knot? Will Tim be officiating?

Lynda Carter… Body & Soul / On Tour Now. How did Lynda keep up with the women at The Talk?

Jason Ellis… I’m Awesome / Author. What’s the craziest stunt Jason has pulled off, that even surprised him?

Nicole Chiu Out

Will Nicole be going on the Bride-Zilla weight-loss program?

Be surrounded by a dozen sharks OR have only one shark nearby but be bleeding?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

Who can fake speaking Mandarin Chinese? Ashleigh can.

Hump Day

Who would you rather watch having sex…

Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens OR Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt?

Rosie Whitley-Huntington & Jason Statham OR Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth?

Ryan Seacrest & Julianne Hough OR Beyonce & Jay-Z

Guests

Lala Anthony… Think Like A Man. What did she learn from Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man?

David Faustino… Legend Of Korra / Nickelodeon. How has David embraced the change of the business with social media from Married… With Children Days?

Richard Reicheg… Off Their Rockers / NBC. Did Betty White remember him from 1988?

Paul LaRosa… Leaving Story Avenue / Author. How did Paul go from the projects to newspaper executive?

Not In My America

Can you really tame a rowdy NFL fan? Not in Sean’s America.

Have the dry cleaners always lose your clothes OR the airlines always lose your luggage?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

Should cigarettes be considered as bad as an addiction as drugs?

Bullying

An epidemic or over-exposed?

Guests

Alison Sweeney… Days Of Our Lives / NBC. What does Alison Tweet to Galen Gering to have Tim’s back?

Dr. Ian Smith… The Truth About Men / Author. Why should women slow down when trying to be a freak?

Scott Gerber… #FixYoungAmerica / Founder. How is the organization using social media to obtain Stephen Colbert’s support?

Edmond Newton… Fashion Star / NBC. How did Edmond get his fashion line up and running?

Sports Report

The Clippers are in the playoffs!!!

Be married to someone who insists all electronic devices be controlled by a clap on, clap off device OR all furniture have plastic covers?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

Breakfast for dinner? Ashleigh is sold.

Guests

Ali Dee… Texas Women / CMT. How set up was Hannah and Brooke’s fight? Did CMT help out?

Maggie Grace… Cabin In The Woods. Tim offends another guest with a dirty joke request. Does she abide?

Mitch Fatel… Comedian. How can you become part of Mitch and his fiance, Jessica’s, love life? Jessica hops on the phone.

Matt Mullins… Action Movie Star. How does Matt adjust to living overseas for weeks at a time for a role?

Nicole Chiu Out

Trayvon Martin… How should have the police handled the case?

Be 6ft tall and ugly OR 3ft tall and beautiful?

Ashleigh’s Hot Air

Being a mistake, why is Ashleigh not comfortable with Octomom actually admitting it?

Guests

JC Chasez… America’s Best Dance Crew / MTV. How do young stars have it easier than veterans when it comes to social media?

Kristen Connolly… Cabin In The Woods / In Theaters 4/13/12. How did Tim’s dirty joke request change the interview?

Ryan… Pauly D Project / MTV. Does Ryan think his drinking is out of control?

Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham… Best Friends Forever / NBC. Who is a drawer snooper in real life?

Not In My America

Sean Green thinks it’s time for Amanda Byne’s dad to leave America?