Sleep every night in a motorcycle helmet OR in jeans and shows?

Really, Susan G. Komen?

Tim & Ashleigh go off as to why you should cut your donations.

Guests

Fiona Gubelmann… Wilfred / FX. How crazy of a cat woman is Fiona?

John Witherspoon… Comedian. What kind of antique collector is John? What does he hoard?

Sports Report

NBA ticket prices are on the rise. What is this doing to fans who can’t afford it?

Thug Of The Week

This week’s thug goes back to the 70s.

Ride in a tight crate for a 13 hour plane flight OR with cows in the back of a truck for a 2 day trek?

Father/Daughter Dances

Why do these dances creep Tim out?

Guests

Cenk Uygur… The Young Turks / Current TV. Have the Republicans shot themselves in the foot with all these debates? Does Trump’s endorsement mean anything?

Daryl Sabara… Grimm / NBC. How did Daryl start building his IMDB credits at only 7 weeks old?

Pamela Yellen… Bank On Yourself / Author. How was Pamela ahead of Herman Cain’s 9/9/9 plan?

Amy Beamer… Superbowl Commercial Expert. What celebrities will be making an appearance this year?

Nicole Chiu Out

What advice does Nicole have for the Liberal media to avoid Fox News antics?

At someone else’s party, break an expensive antique vase OR accidentally let the dog out?

Ashleigh, The Kleptomaniac

Ashleigh shares her hotel problems.

Michelle & Barack Are Freak In The Sheets

After seeing Michelle on Leno, Tim came to quick conclusions.

Guests

Torrey DeVitto… Vampire Diaries / Pretty Little Liars. How does Torrey balance two shows, charity work and a famous husband?

Peter Vack… I Just Want My Pants Back / MTV. Can guys and girls really JUST be friends?

Stephen Downing… LEAP. Why should we regulate weed like wine?

Mel… Lionize. Since releasing their album, how has traveling the country treated them?

Tina Dupuy

Romney: multimillionaire with money in the Cayman Islands yet he’s relateable. We try to figure it out.

Hot Air Or Headlines

One birth control manufacture has some explaining to do.

One Superbowler defeated cancer. Now the Patriots too?

Always be taken too offensively OR passive?

Ashleigh Wishes Her Mom A Happy 30th Birthday

What gift did Ashleigh buy her mom with addictive personality traits shining through?

Very Superstitious

What precautions does Tim make when good news comes his way?

Melting Pot Recap

Who is louder than any Melting Pot participant? Who guzzled pink champagne? Tim and Ashleigh dish all.

Guests

Christopher Rosalie… Bullied To Death / Author. What provoked Christopher to put his story out there?

Gail Lee… The Biggest Loser / Eliminated Contestant. What advice does Gail offer for those struggling with their weight?

Hot Air or Headlines

What presidential hopeful was polled as most relateable?

How is one multimillionaire making Steve Jobs roll over in his grave?

Be distracted all night, every night by a dripping faucet sound OR by a drop on your head every hour?

Tim’s Birthday Recap

Thank you, Four Sisters. You made Tim’s birthday extra special while keeping the roads safe.

Leave Miley Alone

Why should parents not rely on popstars to be role models?

Guests

Barry Shore… YouNeverLose.com / Founder. How can bidding on inexpensive items lead to excessive amounts of goods?

Sports Report

Bill’s old place of work is changing the game of sports. Is Bill on board?

Melting Pot

Christine Avanti, Beth Littleford, Parvesh Cheena

Introduction // Birthday Game // What’s your biggest fear?

I Need A GodDamnHell Solution: Is $14,400 enough for the Costa Concordia survivors?

Truth Or Dare: Who Googles themselves too frequently?

Be a bullfighter for one performance OR a circus lion tamer for one performance?

Cirque du Soleil

What performance did Ashleigh find erotic?

Intervention

Tim stages an intervention on Ashleigh’s addictive personality

Guests

Russell Hornsy… Grimm / NBC. What question did Tim dare to ask to make the interview go south?

Dan Brodsky-Chenfeld… Above All Else / Author. What words did Dan mutter to convince Tim to skydive?

Scott Krinsky… Chuck / NBC. What is next for Scott now that Chuck has wrapper?

Doug Varrieur… Fat To Skinny / Author. How can you turn your life around in 120 days without exercise?

Sports Report

Do professional athletes’ kids get special treatment? Hell ya.

Thug Of The Week

This week’s thug was a long time coming

Hot Air or Headlines

This sunday the sun will explode for quite a light show. What popular electronic risks damage?

Have a snowball fight with a pro baseball pitcher OR play dodgeball with an NFL quarterback?

Food For Thought

Tim has some unanswered questions on his birthday.

Guests

Jennifer Hall… Up All Night / NBC. What’s the worst present Jennifer have received?

Lisa Lilien… Hungry Girl / Author. How can alcoholic drinks become healthy?

Gerald & Kitten… Bayou Billionaires / CMT. How did Gerald and Kitten splurge when receiving their millions?

Dennis Mihalsky… Tim’s gay little brother. Does raising a kid in the gay culture have ramifications?

Nicole Chiu Out

This week Nicole shares the worst birthday gift she ever received.

Hot Air or Headlines

Some newly release footage of JFK is out and reveals a lot. What did he joke about his funeral?

Have a permanently chipped front tooth OR right pink permanently broken?

Weird Obsessions

What does Tim use on everything? What does Ashleigh enjoy stealing from hotels?

Guests

Michael Angarano… Haywire / Co-star. What weird obsessions does Michael have with toothpicks?

Diem… Real World Alum. Did her and CT have makeup sex?

Kate Conway… PoliticalCorrection.org. Obama’s SOTU: hit or miss?

Kevin Polowy… Editor / NextMovie.com. Is Jonah Hills Oscar nomination deserved? Why so many Best Picture nominees?

Tina Dupuy

Her column this week is out and Tina has tons to say about Obama’s SOTU.

Hot Air or Headlines

Who is trying to make a buck off of the sinking cruise ship?

Why is Demi Moore on a downward spiral?

Live in a tornado area in a house very well-built from wood OR a sloppily built from stone?

Thank You, Nicolina

Nicole Royale brought us jewelry and we couldn’t be more thankful.

Melting Pot Recap

Who brought their own bottle of wine? Tim and Ashleigh share all the behind the scenes dirt from this week’s Melting Pot.

Guests

Brooke Anderson… The Insider / CBS. How did Tim impress Brooke in the first two minutes of the interview?

Lauren Lee… The Biggest Loser / NBC. How did Lauren lose control while in college?

Not be able to bend the arm your write with OR have your ankle joint frozen in place?

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Stupid

Why does Tim hate this Oscar nominated movie?

Guests

Wes… Caged / MTV. How is Caged exposing the side of MMA the UFC doesn’t?

Carole Adams Townsend… Southern Fried White Trash / Author. How does everybody have a little white trash in them?

Sports Report

Ashleigh may be replacing Bill.

Melting Pot

Nicolina Royale, Cris D’Annunzio & Tahira Kasai

Tim’s shirt provided by Neff

Introduction // Birthday Fortune

I Need A GodDamnHell Solution: Can you trip into a life boat?

Truth Or Dare: Things get sexual, per usual.

Sleep every night in a human size nest in a tree OR in a burrow underground?

Thanks You Notes

Should Tim write a thank-you note for Henry Dittman taking his to a Clipper game?

Guests

Josh Mankiewicz… Dateline NBC / Correspondent. Working a case in the area Josh lives, does he become a little more cautious?

Richard Schlesinger… 48 Hours Mystery / Correspondent. With the 24 hour news cycle, how does Richard stick with a case for 5 years?

Dina Dwyer Owens… Undercover Boss / CBS. Why did Dina, a CEO for over 12 years, want to participate on the show?

Sports Report

Out with the old or in with the new?

Hot Air or Headlines

What did Vanessa Bryant walk away from Kobe with?

Pack your bags and weed and lets head to Arizona!

Go solo whitewater rafting blindfolded OR sleep in the Sierra Nevada Mountains alone for one night?

Special Orders Do Upset Us

Tim had a nasty experience at a restaurant. Why did his not so special order upset them?

Guests

Tom Arnold… Comedian. How did Tom frickin’ Arnold get a personal invite to Al Gore’s house?

Courtney Galiano… So You Think You Can Dance / FOX. True or False: She got a piece of Nick Jonas’ pie?

Robby Benson… Why is Robby continually adding to his long resume?

Michael Ealy… Underworld Awakening. Why will Michael never join Twitter?

Nicole Chiu Out

Why should Politicians avoid sports talk?

Hot Air or Headlines

What major should you choose to become part of the 1%?

Why will we never get to see Travis Barker’s penis online again?

Always forget your spouse’s birthday OR always buy them clothes that’s three sizes too big?

Guests

Christopher McDonald… Harry’s Law / NBC. How does Christopher avoid awkward moments with his cell phone during intimate times?

David Oyelowo… Red Tails. How did David beg, borrow and steal to get in the movie?

Terrell Samuels… Huzo.com / CEO. How is Terrell changing the game of entertainment downloads?

Charlie Murphy… Comedian. How does Charlie balance being a single Dad and traveling comedian?

Tina Dupuy

Why is Tina sporting her riot gear for Occupy Congress?

Hot Air Or Headlines

Why is one group furious about this week’s Modern Family?

Why may Los Angeles lose their porn stars?

Wake up every morning at 3AM with an anxiety attack OR wake be woken up by someone else, blaming you for theirs?

Ashleigh’s Deep Dark Secret

What really revs Ashleigh’s engine?

Guests

Keke Palmer… Joyful Noise. How does Keke handle the rumors written about her on the blogs?

Jason Baldwin… Paradise Lost: Purgatory / HBO. How did the police bully him and his two friends into confessing untrue information?

Natalie Zea… Justified / FX. What did Natalie think about her feet being googled?

Paul Fisher… Remodeled / CW.

Sports Report

Bill lost. Ashleigh won. Let the crap talking begin again.

Hot Air or Headlines

What real estate was repossessed of O.J. Simpson’s?

One internet TV giant just launched original programming. What friend of the show is the star?

Be the President of the United States OR the CEO of Apple, replacing Steve Jobs?

Driving Pet Peeves

What upsets Tim the most on the road?

Guests

Kevin Hart… Comedian. Being Friday the 13th, how superstitious is Kevin?

Paige Duke… Sweet Home Alabama 3 / Bachelorette. How are Paige and her TV love keeping their relationship under wraps?

Alexander Newton… Actor. What driving advice did Tim and Ashleigh have for soon-to-be driver Alexander?

Sports Report

Is Mark Sanchez entitled? Tim has a great theory.

Thug Of The Week

This week’s Thug is long over due and well deserved.

For the next year, be pine scented OR new car scented?

Movie Seat Preference

Everyone has there own theory on what’s the best seat in the house. What’s yours?

Guests

Renee Graziano… Mob Wives / VH1. What did Renee and Tim sneak their incarcerated Dads?

Randy & Jason Sklar… Comedians. Why does their New Years Resolution revolve around the Kardashians?

Deena… Jersey Shore / MTV. How does Deena’s new boyfriend feel about her TV career?

Neal Baer… Kill Switch / Author. How does Neal keep his medical and TV career separate?

Nicole Chiu Out

What smooth pickup line did one guy use on Nicole on the train?

Be on a small plane in bad turbulence or two hours OR be a passenger in a car racing in the Daytona 500?

Ashleigh’s Neighbors

Which of her neighbors is allegedly in a cult?

Guests

Richard Lewis… Comedian. After getting married, what made Richard’s wife lose desire to have a family?

Erica Durance… Harry’s Law / NBC / Guest Star. How did Erica go from smalltown girl to TV star all in one day?

Carlos Mencia… Comedian. What gave Carlos the inspiration to lose 70+lbs?

Hot Air or Headlines

Although it’s supposed to be soothing, one hospital has a dangerous waterfall. What have the hospital goers been diagnosed with?

Bristol Palin is backing her bags and leaving Hollywood. What was the nail in the coffin for Ms. Palin?

Be accidentally hit in the head with a sock with a potato OR with a rubber hose?

Tim Defends Lindsay Lohan

Why should we give her a second chance?

Ashleigh had a rough night

What made Ashleigh wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

Privacy Schrivacy

What is Google creating to make no photo private anymore?

Guests

Amy Bruni… Ghost Hunters / Syfy. Does Tim need a ghost hunter to come over after his golf clubs mysteriously fell?

Adylia-Rhenee Gutierrez… Yhorlife.com / CEO/Founder. What are the Kardashians doing the compromise journalism?

Hot Air or Headlines

What fatty-food company is filing for bankruptcy?

Have a lifetime curse of always running out of toilet paper while using public bathrooms OR clogging the toilet at friends houses?

Mountain Lions

How would Tim handle running into a mountain lion while hiking?

Repossessed

Where did Tim’s car go?

Guests

Jillian Michaels… Celebrity Trainer. Why should we cut fried foods out of our diet?

Sports Report

What way will Ashleigh and Bill pick for their NFL picks every week, after tying one too many times?

Melting Pot

Cooper Barnes, Curtiss Frisle & Katie Leclerc

Introduction // Birthday Fortune book: When will Katie be getting married?

I Need A GodDamnHell Solution: Who’s fault is Ashleigh’s dog eating a dog – Ashleigh or the dog?

Truth Or Dare

Cooper: Truth.

Katie: Dare.

Curtiss. Truth.