Would You Rather
Get a paper cut on your tongue OR have a booger in your nose that you can’t quite reach all day?
Bill Bellamy… Comedian. What have Bill & Tim noticed every Bachelorette party to have?
Texas Battle… Death Valley / MTV. With such a cool name, where did his parents come up with it?
Peter Brown… Sea Shepherd. What will the Sea Shepherds do to up their whale protection in the coming months?
Jake Johnson… New Girl / FOX. Would Jake find a roommate on Craigslist?
Why is the NBA lockout ideal for Kim Kardashian?
Thug Of The Week
You may not have heard of this guy a week ago but now, he’s famous.
Hot Air or Headlines
A new Japanese motorcycle runs on fuel we’re NEVER run out of.
Obama has appointed a new member to his Education Committee. Why don’t their hips lie?